There seems to be a basic flaw in this Frog’s power of reasoning.
Addiction can be a harsh Master & Frog Lickin’ can be a real tough one to beat. He could try going cold turkey but they usually don’t like being licked either.
Lost at sea, no fresh water, no food. Will our hero survive?
Nuthin’ like a bit of fishing for rest & relaxation. Everyone knows if you want fish you have to go fishing in the fish pond not the frog pond. I’m left wondering if Phred Phrog will get the catch & release treatment or if he’ll be Devil’s Dinner. The photo below shows how Frog Fishing is supposed to be done. It’s better for the frogs this way.
This comic was inspired by this song